Looking for a wedding officiant in Tacoma who can make your ceremony meaningful and memorable without feeling stiff or scripted?
I’m Andy Vargo, professional speaker, comedian, and founder of Own Your Awkward. I create custom wedding ceremonies that blend humor, heart, and genuine connection. Based in Tacoma and serving Pierce, King, Kitsap, and Thurston counties, I help couples create a moment that actually feels like them.
Intentional storytelling that honors your relationship and creates a moment that feels meaningful and grounded.
Confident, calm delivery from a seasoned speaker who knows how to guide a room, manage energy, and handle the unexpected smoothly.
Light, well-timed moments that help your guests relax and laugh without turning your ceremony into a comedy show.
We start with a conversation about your story, your values, and the tone you want to set. I craft a custom ceremony based on that conversation and collaborate with you to refine it for your big day.
Then on your wedding day, you just have to remember to say I do… or yeah, sure thing, or whatever you decided to go with.
Long before I was officiating weddings, I was the kid who loved being part of them, celebrating on the dance floor, soaking in the energy, and feeling the importance of the moment.
That same feeling is what I bring into every ceremony today. I genuinely love being part of one of the most meaningful moments in people’s lives and helping create something that feels personal, memorable, and real.
Yes. I am ordained through the Universal Life Church, and Washington State recognizes this ordination for performing marriages.
I am based in Tacoma, WA and serve Pierce, King, Kitsap, and Thurston counties. Travel beyond those areas is available for an additional fee.
Custom wedding ceremonies begin at $500 for events within Pierce, King, Kitsap, and Thurston counties. Elopements and extended travel are priced accordingly.
Yes. I officiate full weddings, intimate elopements, vow renewals, and anniversary celebrations.
Yes, I include rehearsal attendance part of your event to help everyone feel confident and prepared.
Most couples book several months in advance, especially during peak wedding season in the Pacific Northwest.
That is completely normal. As a professional speaker and coach, I help couples feel relaxed, grounded, and confident so the ceremony feels natural rather than stressful.
If you’re looking for someone who can make you laugh while also tackling meaningful moments, look no further than Andy. He has an infectious energy, creates a warm and welcoming environment, and seamlessly blends comedy with thoughtful insight. By the end, you feel uplifted and completely engaged.
Andy has a way of relating his own life experience in a way that connects with everyone in the room. There wasn’t a moment when attention drifted. He kept everyone engaged from beginning to end.
If you’re ready for a ceremony that blends humor, heart, and authentic connection, I would love to hear your story.
